Saul's Bunker

Saul's Bunker [est XX/XX/2020] is a bunker located north of the Anarchy Zone on ThepSMP, constructed of cobblestone, steel, and wood. Its capacity is 20 people, and it can house at least 5 overnight. Fitted with an en-suite kitchen, a law office, a luxurious bedroom, and a direct tunnel through a beautiful lake utopia filled with tropical fish. While you can't pet the fish- nor should you, they are reported to bite- but you can however pet the chickens next door, which is where the tunnel leads.

Also fitted with a wall of barrels, it can accommodate any of your storage needs.

Not only that, it has top-tier security, armed response, and defensive scanners. So when someone comes knocking on our door, we'll know. And we will rain hell upon them.

So rest easy, and know your living and law needs will be accommodated within the Saul Bunker.

Contact my office directly at (310) 415-1270 to book a stay, and know that when you sleep with Saul, he'll be sure to give you the best aides you can get.

''Legal notice: Saul Goodman is not responsible for any loss of property, death, crippling injuries, airborne viruses, waterborne viruses, or touch-borne viruses, bedbugs, parasites, or any other bacterium you may encounter within the bunker. Furthermore, Saul Goodman is in no way responsible for accommodating your basic necessities, and by stepping within 50 feet of the premises, you absolve your right to sue, contact police, or call for help in any way. Enjoy your stay!''